LINDSAY 'SLUT' LOHAN FOR GOVERNOR !

GOVERNOR LINDSAY LOHAN

Politicians in upstate New York are trying to persuade Slut Lindsay Lohan to run for public office in 2009. Officials at the New York State Independence Party have let it be known that they'd like Long Island Lohan to consider a future in politics. Party leader FRANK MORANO is deadly serious about his offer to the party girl and has written to her asking Lohan to stand for something. He writes, "Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics... Few, if any, though, had the enormous potential that you possess."

Yes I can see it now. Wild parties in the governors office. She can have Paris Hilton, Britney Spears over every night. She can lower the drinking age so she can drink legal. She can change the name of the party to 'Lindsay And The Sluts'. She can have police escorts while she's running from the Paparazzi. Better yet, she can have them arrested and while she's at it she can put Independence party leader Frank Morano in a hospital for the insane !