HEATHER MILLS LEAVES DANCING WITH STARS PARTNER BLACK AND BLUE !

Heather Mills and Black and Blue Jonathan Roberts

Heather Mills has left her 'Dancing with the Stars' partner "black and blue"because she keeps stepping on his toes with her artificial leg.The former model has revealed the waltz rehearsals on the hit US TV show were a painful experience for her professional partner Jonathan Roberts. She confessed in her online diary: "At the beginning of the week, I was rubbish at the waltz. Jonathan was in a quandary and wanted to change the beginning of the routine because every time I stepped backward, I would scrape his Achilles tendon with the heel of my shoe. But then when I stepped forward, I'd make his toes black and blue, not realising my artificial leg was standing on his foot whilst I inquired why he was screwing his face up."Heather - who lost her left leg below the knee in a police motorbike accident in 1993 - also revealed she looked more like a "waddling duck" than a "graceful swan" during her preparations. She added: "Jonathan said that he wanted me to be as graceful as a swan. Yet he kept saying I was impersonating a waddling duck. He said that I kept sticking my butt out, which I was actually pleased about, as I always thought I didn't have much of a butt."Despite a rocky week, Heather and her partner impressed the judges with their waltz on Monday and remain in the competition with seven other couples.

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HEATHER MILLS BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS

Heather Mills has had a rubber leg fitted for her performances on 'Dancing with the Stars'.The former model - who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorcycle accident - has had the prosthetic limb specially made to give her more flexibility on the US TV dance contest.After performing the jive with her new leg, judge Bruno Tonioli told her:"One, two, three legs, I don't care how many - you did a fantastic job."Meanwhile, Heather broke down on a US radio show after being praised by a caller.The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, who appeared as a guest on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM morning radio show, was reduced to tears after hearing the kind words.The listener, named Pat, said: "I'm ashamed that I had a judgment against you based on everything you read in the newspapers, that you were after his money, and, come on - everyone was down on Heather Mills."But you have won me over, and I can admit it, I had formed a bad opinion about you. I am embarrassed, actually. I would love to apologise. And America should apologise. People should apologise. You were wrongfully treated."Heather sobbed as she replied: "That makes me feel emotional. That's great."Heather added: "I could have gone down that path of lowering myself to everyone else's level and proven my innocence."All I did was fall in love with somebody madly, and give up my life for seven years. And then just to be vilified for it? I'm actually quite shocked. I've spent 14 years doing charity work."If I was a gold digger, I would be a very wealthy woman now. And I'm not."

Well, you will be soon !

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ONLINE BETS ARE BEING TAKEN ON HEATHER MILLS LEG FALLING OFF DURING 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' DEBUT NEXT WEEK

Heather Mills Puts Her Best Foot Forward For Larry King

An online site is taking bets on whether former British model Heather Mills' prosthetic leg will come off during the U.S. TV's "Dancing With The Stars."Gambling site Bodog.com, based in Antigua, made a "No" outcome the heavy favorite on whether the estranged wife of rocker Paul McCartney would have such a mishap, Sky News said Tuesday.Mills lost her leg in a 1993 traffic accident.The site said the ex-model's leg "must fall off, not be purposely taken off, during a dance routine for all 'Yes' wagers to be graded a win."Mills told syndicated television show "Extra" that she wanted to show people that "even with a prosthetic leg" can dance. "It's very unlikely my leg's going to fly off even though it would be quite funny to knock one of the judges out," she said during the interview.The show involves 11 couples -- a celebrity paired with a professional dancer -- competing in a variety of ballroom performances. Its fourth season is scheduled to begin on March 19 on ABC.

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HEATHER MILLS MAY PLAY MARY POPPINS

Heather Could Buy Mary Poppins With Paul McCartney's Money

Heather Mills is in talks to play Mary Poppins in the hit musical. It has been reported Heather, the estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, has met with theatre producer Cameron Mackintosh to discuss joining the show later this year. Heather, who is set to appear on US TV show 'Dancing with the Stars' , will need to perfect her singing and dancing skills for the role. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Heather is very, very ambitious. She has no shortage of self-belief and thinks she can tackle the part, even though she has never really had any singing experience. Cameron obviously believes Heather has what it takes."Heather - who has to wear a prosthetic limb since losing her left leg below the knee following a road accident in 1993 - has always insisted her disability isn't a barrier to getting what she wants. If Heather does win the role - made famous by Julie Andrews, 71, in the much-loved Disney film - she will be performing at New York's Majestic New Amsterdam Theatre. A source said: "It'll be a big gamble casting Heather as Mary Poppins. But theatre-goers are bound to be curious to see her flying high above the stage clutching an umbrella."Last week, the 39-year-old said it would be "funny" if her false leg falls off while she performs on 'Dancing with the Stars'. She said: "I'm quite happy to be thrown around. It's unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I don't want to give anyone in the audience a heart attack."

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