LILY ALLEN IS A DRUNK LESBIAN !

British singer Lily Allen has launched an astonishing drunken rant during a concert in San Diego, Calif., calling George W. Bush a "[bleep]" and claiming she is "probably bisexual." The 21-year-old turned angry after guzzling beer and cider onstage during her performance at the city's House of Blues last week. She said, "George Bush is a [bleep] and a [bleep]" before also directing her vitriol at Tony Blair. Allen then claimed she was bisexual because she was sick of men with "tiny [bleeps]" reports Britain's The Sun. A concert-goer tells the newspaper, "Lily got really drunk on stage. "She then started calling Bush names and the audience went a bit quiet. She also said that San Diego has the best crack whores she has ever seen and that she was thinking of becoming a lesbian." The singer has hinted she is considering quitting her U.S. tour -- an attempt to crack the lucrative Stateside market -- because she's bored. She writes on her MySpace page, "Is it really important to break America? I'm bored."

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MTV STAR JASON WAHLER SENT TO JAIL

Jason Wahler was sentenced to two months in jail for punching a city worker and tow truck driver during an altercation last year. Wahler, 20, star of MTV's "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County," was also ordered to attend a one-day program at the Museum of Tolerance for uttering racial slurs during the September incident, authorities said. Wahler is white. Two of the victims are black, authorities said. According to prosecutors, Wahler was traveling in a car with friends when their vehicle was blocked by a tow truck attempting to move an illegally parked car. Wahler jumped out of his vehicle and began yelling at the city worker and one of two tow truck drivers. Wahler, whose blood alcohol level was .22 percent at the time, then punched one tow operator, as well as the city worker, authorities said. One of Wahler's companions also kicked the tow operator and spit in his face, the City Attorney's office said Tuesday. Wahler pleaded no contest to one count of battery. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail, and was ordered to attend anger management classes and Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Wahler was arrested late Friday in Greenville, N.C., for underage drinking and resisting a public officer during a raid against a local nightclub. He was released on $1,000 bond several hours later.

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RAY LIOTTA BUSTED FOR DUI IN LA

Drunk Driver Ray Liotta

Ray Liotta was arrested for DUI on Saturday night, Times Square Gossip has learned. LAPD confirmed the actor was arrested shortly after 8 p.m. on Saturday night in Los Angeles when Liotta's vehicle collided with two parked cars. No one was injured, according to LAPD. Liotta, 52, was arrested on site and charged with misdemeanor DUI. Bail was set at $15,000. He is scheduled to appear in court on March 19. Liotta's film credits include "Smokin' Aces," "Identity," "Unlawful Entry" and "Goodfellas." He also stars in the new comedy "Wild Hogs," alongside Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and John Travolta.

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WONDERLAND LINDSAY LOHAN IS WONDERFULL

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan is "amazing", "great" and "happy" four weeks into her stint in a Los Angeles rehab, according to her mother Dina. Lohan checked into the Wonderland Center in January in a bid to "take care of my personal health". Dina says it's having a positive affect on the actress. She tells People magazine , "She's amazing. She's great and she's happy."She's in a really good space right now." Paris Hilton demanded a staggering $500,000 to appear as a guest on Charlotte Church's British talk show. The singer was stunned by the 25-year-old's diva behaviour and turned her down flat. Church says, "Before the first series, Paris Hilton tried to demand $500,000 to come on the show. I certainly don't agree with what Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan do. There's no need to go out without your knickers on."

BRITNEY SPEARS PARTYING AND VOMITING

Britney Spears paraded round a nightclub wearing nothing but a bikini and a waiter's coat on Sunday night. The 'Toxic' singer, who ended a wild weekend of partying at hip club One Little West 12th, felt uncomfortable in the tight red satin dress she arrived in, and persuaded one of the dancers to swap clothes with her. A source told the New York Post newspaper: "She didn't like what she was wearing, so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her."She came back wearing a bikini under a white busboy coat and started dancing."The 25-year-old mother-of-two spent the previous night in the Tenjune nightclub where she partied until 3.30am. When Britney was helped from her car and into her hotel at the end of the night, vomit was seen all over the seat.The singer filed for divorce from Kevin Federline last November and they are both seeking sole custody of their sons, seventeen-month-old Sean Preston and five-month-old Jayden James.

POOR POOR KIDS !