NICK LACHEY TO WED IN BAJA MEXICO

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are planning to marry in April.The former 'The Newlyweds' star - who divorced Jessica Simpson last year - has proposed to the MTV presenter and she is telling friends to keep April free. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "They're moving forward with plans for an April wedding. Since they both love Baja in Mexico it will probably happen south of the border, where they first fell in love."When he married Jessica, Nick had a big splashy Texas wedding with all the trimmings."It kicked off their highly rated MTV reality series 'Newlyweds' and began their life in a fishbowl. This time he wants something a lot simpler, so they decided on a low-key affair."Nick, 33, announced his split from Jessica in late 2005 and began dating 26-year-old Vanessa last summer.The source added: "Nick's known for a long time that Vanessa is the one. At first she held out. But in time she began to realise Nick was the key to her happiness and couldn't imagine like without him."Vanessa feel's she's got Nick just where she wants him. Jessica is finally out of the picture for good. And now the two of them are ready to begin making a new life together."

JESSICA SIMPSON IS VERY HORNY

Jessica Simpson has started wearing a rooster around her neck - because she doesn't have a cock in her life.The 26-year-old star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica - whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey - told Glamour magazine: "This pendant is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don't have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!"This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the 'Employee of the Month' actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: "I cannot fall asleep. I'm a little sexually frustrated right now."Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including 'Scrubs' actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook.

Hey Nick...You got time for a quickie ?

NICK LACHEY IS NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE

Nick Lachey is not ready to marry Vanessa Minnillo.The singer - whose divorce from Jessica Simpson was finalised last year -has slammed rumors he is planning to propose to MTV presenter Vanessa. Nick told Access Hollywood: "The four-letter word that starts with an 'r' -we are not dealing with that one yet."It was reported in December that Nick had phoned his ex-wife and told her he was marrying again.The 33-year-old was said to have spent 40 minutes explaining his intentions to Jessica, who reportedly struggled to contain her emotions. However, it now seems Nick and Vanessa - who were reported to be desperate to marry before the end of 2007 - have no plans to take the next big step in their relationship and are content to carry on as they are. Nick said: "We are very happy. I have no complaints. We are not dealing with marriage yet."Since Nick and Jessica split, the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress has been linked to singer John Mayer - and although they were seen together in New York over Christmas, Jessica continues to insist she is single.