LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY PRINCESS DIANA

Lindsay Lohan wants to play Princess Diana in a movie about the late royal's life.The 'Mean Girls' star - whose mother Dina recently compared her to the late princess because she is so harassed by the paparazzi - is a big fan of Diana and would love to portray her in a movie. Lindsay told In Touch Weekly magazine: "It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman."The 20-year-old actress - who left rehab last month after being treated for alcoholism - is also planning to follow in the princess' footsteps by doing some charity work. She said: "I'm going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who's a designer, and I'm researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages."

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BRITNEY SPEARS LEAVES PROMISES REHAB

Britney Spears is out of rehab. She has "successfully completed the program," says her manager Larry Rudolph, but is Brit really ready to leave? Let’s take a little recap of how she got here in the first place. It all seems to have started after her and her estranged husband Kevin Federline decided to parts ways. That is when the drinking and partying started, eventually leading to a romantic fling with Isaac Cohen. Reports of her still not over K-Fed, she needed some feminine support, and who better to drink your sorrows away with other than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan? With a few weeks of non-stop drinking, drugs, car puking, a three day binge in Vegas and a couple of snap shots of her bare vagina plastered all over the web, Britney’s popularity was sinking fast. However, Britney’s one tough girl. Next, Spears was asked to host a new year’s bash at Pure in Caesar’s Palace where she ended up ‘collapsing’ (most believing alcohol and drugs to be the cause). Realizing she was losing her grasp on reality, Brit flew to Antigua and checked into rehab… then checked out within 24-hours, flew home and shaved her head bald. In light (shine) of her newly bald head, pressure from family and friends prompted Spears once again to enter rehab… then again checked out within 24-hours. With all her bizzare behavior came massive amounts of media coverage and bad public opinions, so Federline gave Spears an ultimatum; complete one month of rehab or he will file (and most likely win) for sole custody of their two sons. Spears agreed. Once in rehab, she was praised for staying and even had other celebrities showing support on her road to recovery. More media eventually surfaced, but one can only wonder how much truth is behind the claims of her reported suicide attempt or her rehab romance. Nevertheless, Britney Spears has completed her month in rehab, but was it enough? Will she fall off the tracks again, or will she grow her lushes locks back and become a responsible mom? We will see…

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SLUT LINDSAY LOHAN BUYS TWO DOGS !

Lindsay Lohan has bought two puppies to help her stay sober.The 'Mean Girls' star - who recently completed a stint in rehab for alcoholism - hopes her new pets will make her stay at home and curb her wild partying lifestyle. Lindsay told the US edition of GQ magazine: "I've bought two puppies. One is a Jack Russell terrier I've named Brooklyn. He's white and black like Chanel. And I've got a Yorkie named Dakota, like my movie name and my little bro."Sober impulse buying of companions will help me stay home."Meanwhile, the 20-year-old star is said to be eagerly awaiting the return of the new man in her life - Jude Law.The pair have been seen together on several occasions and while the actor is away promoting his latest film in Japan, Lindsay is said to be pining for him.A source said: "She just keeps talking about how psyched she is to see him when he gets back."

She Sure Has Dated A Few Dogs Like Brandon Davis !

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BRITNEY SPEARS: THE SLUT OF REHAB !

Britney Spears Play's Tennis Before Hitting Bushes

Britney Spears was caught romping in the bushes of her rehab centre with a mystery man.The troubled singer played a game of tennis with the unnamed man, who is also receiving treatment at Malibu's Promises clinic, before they disappeared together.The pair were later found frolicking in the folliage of the grounds and had to be separated by security staff. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the centre a while."The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them."They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."This is the second time Britney, 25, has been romantically linked with someone she has met at rehab. Last week, it was reported that Britney was growing "very close" with rock guitarist Jason Filyaw, who she met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.The 33-year-old rocker claimed he and the shaven-haired singer had "found love" since meeting again in rehab. The pair had met once before in 2003 when they recorded some music together.Britney checked into the centre last month and is believed to be being treated for alcoholism.

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JOSS STONE: BRITNEY SPEARS NO SLUT !

Josh Stone: Britney's no slut !

Joss Stone would never go out partying with no knickers on - because she isn't a "sl*t".The British singer insists she has no intention of following the current trend set by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and go 'commando' for a night out because she has too much self-respect. Joss said in an interview with Q magazine: "I would never wear a short skirt with no knickers, because that would be silly. If you do that it's basically like saying you're a sl*t. And I'm not."The 'Right To Be Wrong' singer admits she can't understand why Britney, who is currently in rehab, decided to flash her private parts in public. Despite her condemnation of 'commando' fashion, Joss doesn't think Britney is a "sl*t" for showing off her undercarriage. She added: "Maybe she got drunk and gave her knickers away? Maybe she didn't wear any because she didn't want a visible panty line? Or maybe she had a quick one in the bathroom before she left home? We'll never know."But I don't think Britney is a sl*t. She's just going through some issues at the moment, that's all."

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WONDERLAND LINDSAY LOHAN IS WONDERFULL

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan is "amazing", "great" and "happy" four weeks into her stint in a Los Angeles rehab, according to her mother Dina. Lohan checked into the Wonderland Center in January in a bid to "take care of my personal health". Dina says it's having a positive affect on the actress. She tells People magazine , "She's amazing. She's great and she's happy."She's in a really good space right now." Paris Hilton demanded a staggering $500,000 to appear as a guest on Charlotte Church's British talk show. The singer was stunned by the 25-year-old's diva behaviour and turned her down flat. Church says, "Before the first series, Paris Hilton tried to demand $500,000 to come on the show. I certainly don't agree with what Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan do. There's no need to go out without your knickers on."

IS BRITNEY SPEARS A SLUT AND LESBIAN?

The short-lived romance between pop singer Britney Spears and L.A. Models model Isaac Cohen is over, according to reports. Cohen decided to end the relationship, his agent, Brandi Lord of L.A. Models, told People magazine. Lord called the split between the two 25-year-olds “very amicable.” According to sources, ice cold Cohen dumped the Britster over the phone on Sunday evening when she was in New York and he was in L.A.When the two first started dating, Cohen was compared to Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline, because of his scruffy look. Meanwhile another shocker, “‘Iceman’ Sharif, told In Touch Weekly magazine ‘Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly Britney’s.’” He also claimed he and Kevin watched as Britney and her female friends got very friendly at her Malibu house. Omar claimed the girls were friends of hers, invited round to “drink and party. They had their hands all over each other.” The magazine also quoted ‘insiders’ who said Britney would often disappear with girls during her marriage to Kevin. The source claimed: ‘Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least at least 20 times while they were married’”. In the last few months Britney Spears has repeatedly exposed her vagina, thrown up over a boyfriend, bounced her infant on her lap while driving, divorced her husband via text message and passed out at a couple of nightclubs. What can the outrageous slut do for an encore? Well, now there are rumors all over the Net that Britney engages in orgies with lesbians. Britney just laughed when accounts of her vagina-flashing hit the news, but the pop diva immediately and emphatically denied rumors that she is a lesbian. The homophobic skank doesn’t mind being known as a drunk and a serial flasher, but God forbid, that her fans think she is a lesbian. What’s ironic is that if Britney admitted that she is a lesbian or bisexual, it just might rescue her career. The whole world, even conservative homophobes, loves lipstick lesbians.

WONDERLAND SLUT LINDSAY LOHAN BACKS OUT OF UPCOMING MOVIE

Actress Lindsay Lohan, still technically a resident of Wonderland rehab, has backed out of an upcoming movie, "A Woman of No Importance," her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick confirmed to various media sources."She doesn't want to just yes everyone and compromise herself anymore," says Sloane. "If anything has been learned, it's that what she needs comes first – and right now she needs focus." Currently Lohan is finishing "I Know Who Killed Me," which had to halt filming for a short time when allegedly she had surgery to get her appendix removed, and then entered the Wonderland Center in Los Angeles. Sloane added, "It's a mature thing to do...She's doing this so she can focus on getting better," reported TMZ.com. Meanwhile People magazine reports that Lohan also has upcoming commitments to do publicity junkets for her film, "Georgia Rule." "A Woman of No Importance" stars Annette Bening. "Lindsay is sad that she's unable to finally get to work with Annette, because she's a huge fan and respects her," says Sloane to People.

LINDSAY 'SLUT' LOHAN FOR GOVERNOR !

GOVERNOR LINDSAY LOHAN

Politicians in upstate New York are trying to persuade Slut Lindsay Lohan to run for public office in 2009. Officials at the New York State Independence Party have let it be known that they'd like Long Island Lohan to consider a future in politics. Party leader FRANK MORANO is deadly serious about his offer to the party girl and has written to her asking Lohan to stand for something. He writes, "Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics... Few, if any, though, had the enormous potential that you possess."

Yes I can see it now. Wild parties in the governors office. She can have Paris Hilton, Britney Spears over every night. She can lower the drinking age so she can drink legal. She can change the name of the party to 'Lindsay And The Sluts'. She can have police escorts while she's running from the Paparazzi. Better yet, she can have them arrested and while she's at it she can put Independence party leader Frank Morano in a hospital for the insane !

DITA VON TEESE IS DIVORCING MARILYN MANSON BECAUSE OF SLUT LINDSAY LOHAN

Dita Von Teese allegedly split from husband Marilyn Manson because she was sick of his constant partying and friendship with Lindsay Lohan.The burlesque dancer filed for divorce from the goth rocker last Friday citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split. Now it has been revealed that Dita, who moved out of the couple's house before Christmas, decided to walk away from the marriage after growing tired of Manson's late night parties and refusal to settle down and start a family. A source close to Dita told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "She just had enough of his wild partying.

You can't even blink around Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was ringing up the house wanting to come round and party with him. The phone would go all through the night,with people constantly turning up to hang out. Dita wants a quieter life and to have a baby. She told Manson to sort himself out or she was leaving.Unfortunately, nothing changed and he didn't clean up his act."It has also been alleged that Manson - real name Brian Warner - had become paranoid from drug use during the pair's marriage.The source added: "He became paranoid as a result of the drugs he was taking. At one stage he thought the cleaner was trying to kill him."The couple married in a gothic-style ceremony at an Irish castle in 2005. They have two cats, Lily and Aleister, and two dachshounds, Greta and Eva, together.

ALCOHOLIC LINDSAY LOHAN FILLS HER WATER BOTTLES WITH VODKA

Lindsay Lohan, who was rushed to hospital with appendicitis and had her appendix removed on Thursday, is becoming more and more wild even know she claims she's in Alcoholic Anonymous. The 'Mean Girls' actress called in sick to the set of her latest film 'I Know Who Killed Me' on Wednesday, believing she had flu. She visited a doctor who carried out several tests and diagnosed appendicitis. Lohan's representative Leslie Sloane Zelnik said on Thursday: "She does have appendicitis, and she is getting her appendix removed. There is no drama."A friend of the actress said: "I'm shocked. I talked to her Wednesday night and she told me she was not feeling well but she thought it was a 24-hour-flu."But sources say that Lohan, 20, has been continuing the wild partying she began in Miami on New Year's Eve. Despite attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and pledging to stay sober, eye witnesses say the 'Just My Luck' actress refused to have any liquor bottles near her when she was photographed at the New Year's party, but was drinking vodka from a water bottle. And after she had called in sick to work, around 20 friends were seen coming and going from her Los Angeles apartment on Wednesday night. A source said: "They were not there to bring her chicken soup."Exactly a year ago Lohan was hospitalised with "an asthma attack" after partying over the New Year period. Filming on 'I Know Who Killed Me' has been halted until she recovers.

The sign of a real slut, I mean Alcoholic. I bet she had her friends fill her I.V. with Vodka.

Party Slut Lindsay Lohan

'FIRECROTCH' LINDSAY LOHAN IN HOSPITAL

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is in a hospital for an appendectomy after complaining that she wasn't feeling well. "She is having her appendix removed," Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan's publicist, told ABCNEWS.com. "That's all I will confirm." Zelnik would not say at what hospital Lohan was being treated, nor if she expected the actress and singer to miss any commitments. Doctors asked Lohan to return to the hospital today to perform the appendectomy as a precaution after being tested yesterday, according to TMZ.com. The celebrity Web site reports that Lohan is resting comfortably.Last week, the 20-year-old was in New York City, where she was pictured partying with exotic dancers. The "Mean Girls" star has embarked on pole-dancing lessons to prepare for a role in the upcoming film "I Know Who Killed Me."

I'll have K-Fed send flowers

PARIS HILTON SLEEPS WITH A MONKEY

Paris Hilton has stopped sleeping with men, but now shares her bed with a monkey.The animal-loving heiress - who took a vow of celibacy last year - has revealed she sleeps with her pet baby monkey for company. Paris told Australian's Cosmopolitan magazine: "I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!" Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot."Paris, 25, has a menagerie of pets including a Chihuahua called Tinkerbell, a kinkajou called Baby Luv, a number of other dogs, a cockatoo and a ferret. Paris said if she was ever to consider placing an advert in a lonely heart scolumn she would describe herself as shy with a big appetite. She said: "I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny,have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."

Well she's slept many with dogs, so whats a monkey?

Paris Hilton with her Monkey